At best Homer Simpson drives me nuts and makes me wonder how Marge puts up with him but these quotes caught my eye and I had a good giggle. Just had to share them…
– I’m not normally a religious man, but if you’re up there, save me, Superman!
– “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
– “I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It