I love lists! Here’s a list of some things that the heir to throne probably hates being asked.

• Do you think you’ll be too old by the time you get a shot at the throne?
• Are those ears real are did you get them out of the Halloween bag and wear them because you lost a bet?
• How can you possibly fancy that Camilla woman?
• Are you, like, totally out to lunch?
• Why on earth do you talk like that?
• When are you going to be King, then eh?