Please give a small bio of yourself.

Larry Asego, soon clocking 40 can’t wait. I’m a PR and Communications Specialist.

Twitter @LarryAsego Facebook – @Larry.Asego IG @larryasego

I love the performing Arts and sports. I’d love to do rally and motocross some day before I die, not like professionally though.

 

Describe yourself.

Noooo idea how to do that. I’m loud and incorrigible. I was called an Abyss recently, apparently I can’t stop doing things. Maybe it was a polite way of calling me a busy body. Mmmhhhh.

 

How do you think people perceive you?

If I was to guess, maybe arrogant and annoying. I probably am. Ask for me and let me know

 

What do you think about when you’re alone in your car?

“I hope that idiot uses his indicator.”

 

Tell us something we don’t know.

I’m learning to play the Sax and I can’t swim.

 

How many friendships have you ruined because you refused to play a game of Monopoly mercifully?

None. Is there another way to play it? But I think given a choice I’d pick scrabble over monopoly.

 

How long does it take you to scroll through Instagram before you eventually give up?

Like 2 minutes. I’m not too good with it. Still struggling to figure out how to repost things.

 

What do you think cats dream about?

Other cats. I hate cats. They’re such egocentric, arrogant pricks. I mean even lions don’t feel that sweet, and they’re damn lions.

 

If you were a Disney/ mythological character, who would you choose to be?

Who was that dude who controlled the seas, Poseidon? Yeah, it’d be cool to be him, would probably help with the swimming bit.

 

You’ve got to give one up:

 

Coffee

Cheese

 

I’d give up cheese, then because I’m generous, throw in the coffee too.

 

Why wouldn’t you give up the other? I neither do coffee nor cheese.

 

What do you think is completely overrated in this world?

People’s opinions on Social media

 

What series are you watching currently and would you recommend it to others?

Gangs of London. Totally recommended if you like that kind of gang action and stuff. Unfortunately just one season so far. Before that Ozark, Fauda. Equally good.

 

If you have no financial restrictions at all, what would be the one thing you would buy for yourself?

ONE? Seriously? Can I buy like something expensive that I can sell then buy 20 other things? I’d buy an island. Sell half of it the use the cash to buy a fully kitted Unimog Camper Truck, A Canon 400mm, 2.8 lens and a 1DX camera, and unlimited supply of classy whiskey.

 

Do you ever compliment yourself? Do you acknowledge your success or the good job that you’re doing?

Hell yeah. If you wait for others to do it, you might have to wait a while. These streets are more concerned with breaking you than building you.

 

Who applauds your success the most?

Mom

 

Five worldly possessions you cannot live without.

I can survive without any of it but if you mean which ones I’d be disappointed not to have, I’d probably say my camera, my music, my VW bus, my TV, maini fry/ugali/spinach.

 

What’s your favourite holiday destination that you’ll go to again and again?

Diani

 

What’s your honest opinion on family Whatsapp groups?

Mine’s pretty cool actually, have you met us?

 

Lastly, you’ve been gifted an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with it?

 

I’d probably take it to work and “park” it outside and watch kanjo struggling to clamp it.