I was reading the Mirror Online and came across this article and couldn’t stop laughing. Getting jilted isn’t fun but these are fun things to do with an ex-wife’s wedding dress to get over her. The link to the original write up is at the bottom.

101 uses for a wedding dress

1. Foot rest

2. Campfire chair

3. Kleenex

4. Tablecloth

5. Sleeping bag

6. Doormat

7. Grill cover

8. Dish cloth

9. Shoe polish cloth

10. Towel

11. Toilet and shower mat

12. Washcloth

13. Dental floss

14. Apron

15. Honda Element liner

16. Dog toy

17. Dog bed

18. Frost cloth

19. Scarecrow

20. Oil pan

21. Gas cap

22. Gym towel

23. Sports event banner

24. Ice pack

25. Oven mitt

26. Hot pad

27. Dust cloth

28. Dust sheet

29. Oil rag (for mechanic)

30. Pasta strainer

31. Car wash towel

32. Christmas ­
tree surround

33. Skipping rope

34. Barber’s gown

35. Coffee filter

36. Golf towel

37. Grocery bag

38. Yoga mat

39. Hammock

40. Soccer net

41. Golf net

42. Leaf bag

43. Superhero cape

44. Smart car cover

45. Umbrella

46. Snuggie

47. Tent

48. Juice strainer

49. Sunshade

50. Matador’s cape

51. Fly-tying material

52. Mosquito net

53. Fishing net

54. Fly swatter

55. Shower curtain

56. Tow rope

57. Kennel liner ­
(litter box)

58. Moving blanket

59. Holiday decoration

60. Halloween costume

61. Cultural event attire

62. Table runner

63. Tarpaulin

64. Art canvas

65. Bean bag

66. Santa sack

67. Wrapping paper

68. Canopy

69. Winter scarf

70. MC Hammer pants

71. Saddle blanket

72. Picnic blanket

73. Bandana

74. Punch bag

75. Lamp shade

76. Turban

77. Laundry bag

78. Woodpile blanket

79. Drag race parachute

80. Boat sail

81. Medical bandage

82. Lawnmower bag

83. Baby sling

84. Snow camouflage

85. Sled

86. Rug

87. Sumo belt

88. Puppet show curtain

89. Tea bag

90. Dog leash

91. Pipe insulation

92. Pinata

93. Pool net

94. A water slide

95. Curtain

96. Bookmark

97. Surrender flag

98. Bib

99. Kite

100. Birdfeeder

101. ????????

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/11/17/my-ex-broke-my-heart-but-i-ve-had-101-kinds-of-fun-with-her-wedding-dress-115875-23566815/#ixzz1eExGWPdw